Ask The Birdy
No question. Seriously, is this a sentence? Did your cat walk across your keyboard? Did I walk across your keyboard?! Oh god.OH GOD!Comes after N.And don’t you forget it.

No question. Seriously, is this a sentence? Did your cat walk across your keyboard? Did I walk across your keyboard?!
Oh god.
OH GOD!
Comes after N.
And don’t you forget it.

I don’t know what a usual is, but I certainly don’t own one, so there is no way for me to accurately surmise that. Are you trying to sell me a usual? Is there a height requirement on my part? I am not interested in what you are selling! Look inside of yourself and realize that you shouldn’t have woken up during surgery!

I don’t know what a usual is, but I certainly don’t own one, so there is no way for me to accurately surmise that. Are you trying to sell me a usual? Is there a height requirement on my part? I am not interested in what you are selling! Look inside of yourself and realize that you shouldn’t have woken up during surgery!

Well, the bigger question is the one with more words in it, so….I’m not sure. I had a man at the grocery store ask me that same question. He seemed rather nosey. Can’t I just buy milk fat blocks without getting stupid questions? Obviously not, sir and or madam.

Well, the bigger question is the one with more words in it, so….
I’m not sure. I had a man at the grocery store ask me that same question. He seemed rather nosey. Can’t I just buy milk fat blocks without getting stupid questions? Obviously not, sir and or madam.

Any advice on fixing a multiverse device? Mine is on the fritz...

Well take it off the fritz, you don’t know where it’s been..except for on the fritz. Poor Fritz can’t catch a break…

I went out to socialize. Quite overrated, considering how many times I had to go inside to socialize. False advertising I say…only once…

I went out to socialize. Quite overrated, considering how many times I had to go inside to socialize. False advertising I say…only once…

This is how I look at kids at restaurants.

This is how I look at kids at restaurants.

Do you cook? If so, what are your best dishes?

I am actually one of the best cannibal cooks this side of the Horsehead Nebula. I make a mean chicken in a cone. Considering I used it to kill a homeless man and steal a lollipop from a child, it stuck to it’s reputation.

So Birdy, what is your opinion on life?

Try to imagine a big world, and in this big world are people, living normal lives. Now imagine all of these people discover that there is no Santa. All at the same time. Mass. Suigenehomocide. Eating glass no less. That and you have a sick imagination.
So my opinion is that life doesn’t give me enough cake, so I hate it. Next question.

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