I went out to socialize. Quite overrated, considering how many times I had to go inside to socialize. False advertising I say…only once…

This is how I look at kids at restaurants.

I am actually one of the best cannibal cooks this side of the Horsehead Nebula. I make a mean chicken in a cone. Considering I used it to kill a homeless man and steal a lollipop from a child, it stuck to it’s reputation.

Try to imagine a big world, and in this big world are people, living normal lives. Now imagine all of these people discover that there is no Santa. All at the same time. Mass. Suigenehomocide. Eating glass no less. That and you have a sick imagination.
So my opinion is that life doesn’t give me enough cake, so I hate it. Next question.

…No comment…

Oh…my…

Shiro would never understand. This is what they wanted.

My biggest fan…of seal death.

The cover of my next rap album.

Gary Busey. Class Act.