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Well, the bigger question is the one with more words in it, so….I’m not sure. I had a man at the grocery store ask me that same question. He seemed rather nosey. Can’t I just buy milk fat blocks without getting stupid questions? Obviously not, sir and or madam.

Well, the bigger question is the one with more words in it, so….
I’m not sure. I had a man at the grocery store ask me that same question. He seemed rather nosey. Can’t I just buy milk fat blocks without getting stupid questions? Obviously not, sir and or madam.

I can’t count the number of times that you made me cry with your insensitivity.none.
I could ask you the same question, but you could just read your own. How could I ask you a question if you already ask a question of the question I asked? When does the violence end, sir? With my vicious talon hands.

I can’t count the number of times that you made me cry with your insensitivity.

none.


I could ask you the same question, but you could just read your own. How could I ask you a question if you already ask a question of the question I asked? When does the violence end, sir? With my vicious talon hands.

There would be no less then three layers of chocolate and icing. Which is disappointing because they made a towel. Not enough experience making cakes I suppose.

There would be no less then three layers of chocolate and icing. Which is disappointing because they made a towel. Not enough experience making cakes I suppose.

Any advice on fixing a multiverse device? Mine is on the fritz...

Well take it off the fritz, you don’t know where it’s been..except for on the fritz. Poor Fritz can’t catch a break…

What is your favorite and most hated genres of music?

I don’t believe I have a love/hate relationship with any music. Either I loathe it, or I sing it.

I like your style. Who does your feathers?

That’s sweet. I should spit out this jawbreaker.

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…well shit. Gotta fix another keyboard. This one can’t type.


I'm young and like the Mississippi Blues my mom's old and likes old school punk...I'm a nerd she's super cool...oh yeah, my question "Do you ever get that not so fresh feeling?"

Cool mom?
Not so fresh?
Wait a minute…

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Are you trying to get me with your mom? I don’t even know what we would talk about. Maybe about how you are a nerd and how she should fix that. Papa know best.
Oh, we didn’t tell you?

I went out to socialize. Quite overrated, considering how many times I had to go inside to socialize. False advertising I say…only once…

I went out to socialize. Quite overrated, considering how many times I had to go inside to socialize. False advertising I say…only once…

This is how I look at kids at restaurants.

This is how I look at kids at restaurants.

Do you cook? If so, what are your best dishes?

I am actually one of the best cannibal cooks this side of the Horsehead Nebula. I make a mean chicken in a cone. Considering I used it to kill a homeless man and steal a lollipop from a child, it stuck to it’s reputation.